Dust It Off
When you we in a "relationship" you kept your playbox dusted and your pole shined, but since you're "single" and refuse to get any old rag just to keep the cobbwebs off, you realize that the buildup is causing blinding flashes in your eyes, frustration, attitude, lotions to go quickly, and batteries to run out. If you're not careful, you'll find yourself on a psychiatrist's couch or ready to cut someone's throat. Let's save some money and a life....go dust that thing off so everyone can enjoy being around you.